The NRA has said they’re sending ‘Thoughts and Prayers’

If they move the team to Cleveland, they’ll fit right in with the sports scene there.

Close...in the show, God has four fingers.

Agreed. My default for a missed shot is to immediately call out “Kobe!”

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that there was a ‘white power’ ranger?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I’m fairly certain that this is the U611, not the U625.

I got one for this... stopped at an intersection while an accident was ongoing in front of me. Low speed collision with two cars, no one hurt, but blocking most of the intersection. Traffic is starting to back up a lot, so I turned right on red(wrong, i know, but traffics not moving and not getting any better). Rather…

The only solution is to arm the assistant coaches with soup.

yes

Totally a thing in the states too. At every office I worked in, if you traveled over seas for work, you bring back snacks from wherever you visited.

Strange, I heard Tom Brady saying if he drank more water, this never would have happened.

Thanks Tomsula!

But creating ISIS gave us a great reason to stick around in the area for the next few decades...

I like to imagine that during practice, Tom Brady runs around like Bobby Boucher in the Waterboy telling all his teammates about the importance of water and hydration while they all roll their eyes at him.

Yowza, you just flawlessly described my relationship and only the names and places have been changed. Now I’m checking around me to see if there’s cameras filming my life like the Truman Show.