Goddammit, Farva.

“MLB, you’d better not do that to Ichiro; don’t be cops.”

Obligatory:

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Definitely. Maybe you can throw in a life lesson or two with the young ones. Remind them how they’re lucky to be in a Volkswagen and not some old Cavalier or something.

His family refuses to ride in his car that probably should have been sent to the junkyard years ago, so it’s time for a replacement that’s safe but not lame. What car should he buy?

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

For $65 it should be 256GB. How much is Warner Bros. cut on this? Damn.

Just put people in turtle suits. It’s not complicated.

“It reminded me, unfortunately, of Altered Carbon, a Netflix series that looks cool and has a great premise, but is shallow as a puddle, uninterested in delving below the surface of the cyberpunk aesthetic to actually say much beyond “rich people are bad.”

“Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?”

I expect nothing less from someone rocking a shirt of the famous Russian superhero Boris Man.

On taxes, nobody CHEATS like Gaston!

I was saying Boourns

No one LEAPS like Gaston!

I liked Rogue One because it was a new story. Give us more side stories about people who haven’t been talked about, people who made possible the big stories we already have. There’s literally an entire galaxy full of potential, we don’t need to rehash characters who’ve been around and would be just fine getting a…

Maybe the sculptor was onto something...he managed to capture his inner coolness quite well

“That’s kind of violent. But at least the Nazis are dead.”