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I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in

The problem is the theatrics are extremely effective, the risk low and the rewards colossal. The disapproval of internet commenters isn’t going to change the calculus there. With the rules as they are today, diving is a part of the game.

Listen fellow Philly guy, I don’t doubt their toughness, but stop flopping on the field and maybe I’ll take the sport more serious. You see #18 for Senegal at the 83rd or 84th minute? Complete dive, with no contact. He got up and acted all indignant that no foul was called.

The real heroes are on the internet questioning the toughness of the players.

I don’t think it was the long lead that got Merrifield picked off, it was the staring at his phone to the exclusion of all external stimuli.

Wow, I haven’t seen a thai fighter destroyed that badly since Blue Harvest!

Rumor is GM has offered a Corvette loaner.

How can France be a fraud? Just last week they came back to earn a draw against the United States, who last time I checked is still undefeated in this tournament.

This is what he gets for not using a calibrated digital tire gauge.

Continuity of consciousness is an illusion; the conscious you of yesterday dies in the night, and a new instance of conscious awareness is booted into memory when you wake up each morning.

Good to see Teddy finally gave Delores a piece of his mind.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Shinnecock was an outdated shit course last time they held it here. It was an outdated shit course this time too. I have an idea, next time the politically connected members of Shinnecock ask to host another one, tell them to fuck off.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

Jesus christ my cousin had one of these toys (i dont think the show aired in Sweden). A car with working crumble zones and a “driver”. Ive thought back on that toy and wondered what the hell was up with it.

Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,

Can’t tell if you’re trolling, but in case you aren’t, think about this critically for a moment:

18 year old gets killed driving a very fast car. Oh. That sucks. Sadly happens all the time. ‘But it was a Tesla.’