Plus its a slap in the face to everyone else who worked their ass off, and went without to do the responsible thing and pay off the debt they owed.

The cost of the Republican corporate tax cut would have paid for the U.S. government to cancel out American student debt in its entirety, down to the last penny.

Sounds like a job for the military. Has anyone reached to Colonel Sanders?

Lol that part reminded me of the Emperor’s New Groove.

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”

Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

Also David had the good sense to stand far away and hit Goliath with a rock instead getting within arms reach and letting Goliath smack him around.

Villagers Fight, Flee As Giant Raids Grain Supply

He’s the cool chaperone on IT and JJ’s elementary school field trip.

Unrelated to the story itself, but that header image is the best thing I’ve ever seen

I just sent my husband woj screenshots because I know he’s in a meeting. Hopefully he can still conduct the meeting after his mind is blown.

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

There, there, Tom.

Troof

Sorry, all we’ve got is Chris Kluwe, but he’ll do it for free.

Who stuck Matt Damon’s face on a very large thumb?

I’ll just throw this out there: Jim Tomsula is tan, rested, ready, and needs to know by tomorrow so he can give his two weeks’ at the 7-11.

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

The Eagles have a longer cut.