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Sorry, all we’ve got is Chris Kluwe, but he’ll do it for free.

This is careless to be sure, but when this story first broke, I was picturing something much more crude and macabre. I’m glad these people just have poor situational awareness and aren’t ghouls.

Who stuck Matt Damon’s face on a very large thumb?

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

I’ll just throw this out there: Jim Tomsula is tan, rested, ready, and needs to know by tomorrow so he can give his two weeks’ at the 7-11.

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

The Eagles have a longer cut.

You’ve been thinking about this a while, haven’t you?

Alright, I’m going to try not to fly off the handle here, but regarding your thoughts that pooping out your dick wouldn’t be such a bad thing.....

“Yes, America is the greatest country in the world overall.”

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I was really hoping they would go “Nothing really matters anyway! Drink Diet Coke!”

Funny that the Pats lost because Belichick literally gave Malcolm Butler the day off.

Where have I seen that before?

But when you win, and Death changes the rules to 2-outa-3, you’ll wish you had just gone quietly in the first place.