James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

At least Trump is comfortable being who he is, bluster and all. Curt on the other hand, painfully tries to pass himself off as some thoughtful intellectual of the right. It’s cringe worthy hearing him “explain” things. He’s an awful combination of a college freshman philosophy major and an embittered gamer-gater.

Hmmm...can’t think of any...nothing comes to mind...

When they fill the infield with water?

Zubats. It’s a Pokemon thing :)

Getty photo search of the year.

This thing corkscrews into the ground you say?

Contestant: [watches video above]

...this is why you can’t leave the farm system relatively empty.

Lumping Bush v Gore in with those other things leaves out an awful lot of context. An awful lot.

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

The music was also interesting: from Black Hole Sun being played on the piano to Paint it Black as the music during the gunfight scene in town.

Yeah, but Die Hard did it better.

Later today, Jeremy Irons is going to rob the nearby TD Bank branch.

Fact check, don’t spout that old canard because you won’t inform yourself.