James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

At least Trump is comfortable being who he is, bluster and all. Curt on the other hand, painfully tries to pass himself off as some thoughtful intellectual of the right. It’s cringe worthy hearing him “explain” things. He’s an awful combination of a college freshman philosophy major and an embittered gamer-gater.

Hmmm...can’t think of any...nothing comes to mind...

When they fill the infield with water?

Zubats. It’s a Pokemon thing :)

Getty photo search of the year.

This thing corkscrews into the ground you say?

Contestant: [watches video above]

...this is why you can’t leave the farm system relatively empty.

Lumping Bush v Gore in with those other things leaves out an awful lot of context. An awful lot.

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

The music was also interesting: from Black Hole Sun being played on the piano to Paint it Black as the music during the gunfight scene in town.

Wait, you literally accuse people of lying “everytime they open their mouth” (sic) and you accuse ME of trolling and shilling? You spam this board with your asenine comments that betray a staggering lack of understanding of economics and pretty much everything else and you accuse me of being paid by the comment?

Fact check, don’t spout that old canard because you won’t inform yourself.

Get the fuck over yourself. You’re not some sort of super-fan because you enjoy watching a boring game of baseball.

Given that this is the third bay area team my girlfriend and I decided to support (she’s from the bay, new to sports, while I’m from New York and am an asshole) I predict the Giants will make the playoffs but go the way of the San Jose Sharks and Golden State Warriors and lose after either a heartbreakingly uneven…