When the moderator asked how to get started, McCrory said, “Anything you like. No filter here.” Sure, who needs a filter when you posed the questions yourself?

I, for one, will only accept Deadspin content about ant films that make you cry and the latest deals on phone chargers and robot vacuums.

Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

I feel really bad for Giada’s kids, because no one else puts on a ridiculous fake Italian accent every time they say “parmesan.” Better-than-average chance one of them will try correcting a teacher at school at least once before getting laughed out of the room.

It’s not “Grin Doctor”?

Got anything about soccer that I won’t bother reading?

Or, like, just step to the side so they stab the air. Do I have to do all your thinking for you? You probably wanted to get stabbed.

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”

Am I the only one who likes Cougar Town? Probably so. That's cool.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

If I was in charge of a football team I would just line up all my athletes and they’d be naked. Then I’d play the national anthem and raise an American flag. If you don’t get a powerful erection, you don’t make the cut. Simple!

The uniform says “Rangers”...

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing...

This is the best take this site has ever had. EVER.

Sorry, it’s where I went to school. I was going to go to USC but my grades were too good.

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