I wonder if Mike Hadreas feels like commenting on the “Don’t you know you’re queen?” tweet from Sunderland.

Oh my god, “cruising through the night sky on your broom”?

The source website is Patheos, not Pathos.

You have a brief window after posting in which you can edit them. After that, not.

Don’t say “Bye, bitch.” Say “Au revoir, asshole.”

What about a sort of ceviche/poke hybrid if the fish is cheap?

I'm sort of curious:

"What sex is the specimen, intern?"

You obviously haven’t seen my ass.

Dumb usage of the word appropriation, or dumb and ahistorical and culturally illiterate usage of the word appropriation?

Thanks, and I really do apologize if I followed up with needless snippiness — the internet, you know!

I don’t have any sound on this machine, but I’m sure I’ll feel the zing later.

Nooope.

Except that a big part of this kind of sensationalist writing is framing the victim as more valuable because she fits a given model of childlike helplessness.

Cool, thanks for spending the time and energy on those previous two posts, though!

I rarely have to apologize for my brevity! But my patience for cut-and-paste is limited.

Yes, I agree that kidnapping and raping children is bad.

Yes, I agree that kidnapping and raping children is bad.

Elizabeth Smart’s abduction from her Salt Lake City bedroom in 2002 will go down in history as the realization of every American’s darkest nightmare.

Why does it always come back to urine with Lochte?