First almonds, now this!

I feel reassured that, now that Paul Manafort no longer has the title of Trump’s campaign manager, the hella shady links between the Republican candidate for President and our murderous enemy Putin’s propaganda and espionage programs no longer exist.

Wait, Jezebel will live? Which other subsites?

Feminists: you are supposed to oppose religious headgear!

Right. Cause it’s too religious if it’s on your head. Which quite by chance isn’t where the country’s majority religion wears its religious symbols.

This. Is so. Misguided.

I believe you, Ryan Lochte.

SHE NEVER SAID THAT

DONT YOU MEAN PHALLUSY

Oh sweet Christ, I posted this before I saw HOW MANY of the comments there were.

C’mon, guys. Give him more credit for “Booby Finger”.

The comments are funny but the article is weird?

Among other reasons why the ordination of women as pastors is important.

It’s my belief that there has never been a sentence starting with the word “so” that was not transparently disingenuous.

....do not on the whole have a disproportionate advantage in physical strength over their intimate partners.

He slays in that outfit, no denying.

Heterosexuals be like:

That it’s not actually funny at all to see a supporter of a struggling candidate flippantly dismiss a potential ally.

Funny joke.

Well, I don’t agree that it’s a lost cause. If I did, I would think that Hillary’s campaign was a lost cause, and I am by no means ready to concede that.