"What sex is the specimen, intern?"

You obviously haven’t seen my ass.

Dumb usage of the word appropriation, or dumb and ahistorical and culturally illiterate usage of the word appropriation?

Thanks, and I really do apologize if I followed up with needless snippiness — the internet, you know!

I don’t have any sound on this machine, but I’m sure I’ll feel the zing later.

Nooope.

Except that a big part of this kind of sensationalist writing is framing the victim as more valuable because she fits a given model of childlike helplessness.

Cool, thanks for spending the time and energy on those previous two posts, though!

I rarely have to apologize for my brevity! But my patience for cut-and-paste is limited.

Yes, I agree that kidnapping and raping children is bad.

Yes, I agree that kidnapping and raping children is bad.

Elizabeth Smart’s abduction from her Salt Lake City bedroom in 2002 will go down in history as the realization of every American’s darkest nightmare.

Why does it always come back to urine with Lochte?

First almonds, now this!

I feel reassured that, now that Paul Manafort no longer has the title of Trump’s campaign manager, the hella shady links between the Republican candidate for President and our murderous enemy Putin’s propaganda and espionage programs no longer exist.

Wait, Jezebel will live? Which other subsites?

Feminists: you are supposed to oppose religious headgear!

Right. Cause it’s too religious if it’s on your head. Which quite by chance isn’t where the country’s majority religion wears its religious symbols.

This. Is so. Misguided.

I believe you, Ryan Lochte.