distalphalanx
distalphalanx
distalphalanx

So that internet rumor that someone walked in on them banging immediately after the ceremony.....endorsed by the preacher?

I am in Nursing school currently and this ish pisses me off so hard. We sit in school ALL the time and hear the woes of being a male nurse, how they are minorities, how we need to accept and include them. When in reality they get hired SO much easier, they get the more desirable jobs, generally they are treated better

So because some of men have the required physical strength to restrain a patient, they decided to pay all of the men more? Or do the male nurses who can't bench press their body mass at the weigh-in get downgraded to the lady-pay?

GIVE ME THE FEMINIST PAINKILLERS ON IV ALREADY.

so...I'm a big fan of using the bag you put your veggies in as the waste bag when I'm prepping food. so if it's the last thing in that bag, it is used to collect left over onion parts, etc. As much as this one drives me nuts, I would start utilizing a bowl as the "trash bowl" like Rachel Ray. Maybe even put it in the

She may have an awesome house, but I have an education and a mother who isn't trying to exploit me for money. Who is the real winner here?

I agree, this seems not very cool. Maybe it's just the way he tells it, but I can see why she would think she would be in danger.

Sorry, but this is gross. I've read all these other stories and yours is the only one where the cheater seems to have had reason to fear she might be in actual danger. All you guys ganging up on her and not letting her leave the table was gross. Dump her, yell at her, confront her, whatever, but when someone wants to

Funny the way the word "almost" works.

So...let's see how we could change that and erase all the sexist moralizing, shall we?

Yea...but it's expensive so I'll just keep repressing my heartbreak over my 6 year on-off torrid romance that ended with a bang.

Because it's VERY IMPORTANT that you know his/her opinion about this extremely pressing issue, duhhhh

If you have already formed your opinion, why are you asking?

I rewrite popular songs as songs about my cats and sing them to them constantly. My favorite is a song for my cat called Meachie set to the tune of "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches that goes:

Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

We're all full of fire retardant and pesticides anyway, so who gives a shit?

A simple no would have sufficed.

And if he was of a different sexual orientation, was already in a relationship, or was simply uninterested in you, your actions could have easily qualified as sexual assault.

My plan is to break into every nearby pharmacy and steal all the opiates and benzos. Then I'll at least be pleasantly unaware when the inevitable zombie onslaught finds me. In fact, I'll be so out of it, they may even think I'm a zombie and leave me alone. Perfecto.