I, in turn, find it horrifying that you claim to care about it, but you demonstrably don't care enough to learn about it in any kind of responsible manner.

I just hope he gets a chance to go to a wedding, because he loves weddings the most.

Dear god, do I love this show. I love it almost too much. I cried when I realized I had watched the last episode last season.

I love Abbi and Ilana, but Hannibal makes that show for me. So good.

I just started watching this show like two nights ago and I love it. Hannibal Buress and his character are SO good. "I can't adopt a dog! I have the crazy life of a dentist!"

Probably my favorite comedy right now next to Parks & Rec. I don't think there's anything else like it. And at this point.... that's pretty impressive.

Thank you for all of this. I am giving this article major side-eye.

Kara, I know you're just being funny and not totally serious and using Tay Tay as a way to highlight something that's been talked about around here for awhile, White people with zero Black friends. I love you and this is just a little constructive criticism: Don't. Do. This. Again.

Ohio may not have the food culture of NYC or LA, but the state produces an incredibly vast and diverse agricultural bounty that serves as both raw product and inspiration to chefs in-state and beyond.

Pro Tip: Not everyone cares about living close to water.

While she is normally very lovely, this picture looks like if they made a sex doll out of Janet from Three's Company.

I love when Gaga does Doctor Who cosplay. This time around, she's a Racnoss ship.

Speaking as a chronically depressed/suicidal person, you shouldn't blame yourself when someone commits suicide. This is one of those "you can lead a horse to water..." situations where no matter how much energy you put into helping someone, it's ultimately up to that person to accept it.

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Maybe I'm a monster, but here are my dealbreakers (yes, plural):

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

I was just having this conversation with a friend. Men think being nice, smiling at them and making eye contact means you are into them. Damn it! It's like, not everything is about your dick. Some people are just friendly.

Justin Long is having a baby?

I think Natalie Dormer is misidentified as Peyton List in this spread.

The power your computer consumed while you typed this comment could have provided light for 13 orphans to learn to read. You monster.