distalphalanx
distalphalanx
distalphalanx

Are gifts for coworkers appropriate?

I think it's stingy and self absorbed to act like someone who just unexpectedly lost a job, moved, and went back to school (and spent a ton of money on books and tuition) is obligated to give you gifts because you gave an expensive party that you expect the attendees to not "go to for free". Brandy basically just told

But people were nonstraightforward and did the slow fade long before text messages were a thing. Ie, phone convo: do you want to hang out this weekend? eh no, I have plans. Next weekend? I'll check and get back to you.

I'm watching alone (in peace!) with a giant bottle of Pinot. Already having anxiety...will someone PLEASE HOLD ME??!

Ugh I keep dreaming about my ex-boyfriend and it's driving me crazy. The dreams are not particularly scandolous except for one that just made me downright uncomfortable about what was happening even in the dream. I haven't seen my ex in over a year and my communication with him is non-existent except a continued

BREAKING BAD, BITCH!!!

You understand the butt of the joke is the Girls cast/characters not Blerta, right? I mean, you'd have to be pretty silly to think this was a joke about Albanians.

uggh, I hear you. I've had that experience every time I've had to talk/be in contact with my ex (and because we had some shared pet custody issues, it was an ongoing thing I had to deal after we broke up). It don't how someone can go from being supposedly madly in love with you and be talking about marriage and your

Douches from the past definitely sucks.But at least you don't feel like the break up was a mistake after confirming this, no?

Last year I was Fionna from AT, and this year I'm gonna be Tina from Bob's Burgers. I can even use the same skirt!

years ago a friend and I went to a Ghost Party and we were the only ones wearing sheets with eye-holes cut out. So what we thought would be the lamest-last-minute costume ended up being a hit.

I'm going as Velma. I already look so much like her, and people have been bugging me forever! So I have to find the outfit. So thrift stores are my new best friend.

Ayyee! Adorbs. I kind of want to go as Tree Trunks!

Three years in a row I've been prepared with a Lana outfit (Archer). Maybe this is the year those boots go walkin'.

Beardy Mr. Parade is going as Rasputin and I'm going to try to pull together some sort of modernized Anastasia look. That, or I'm going as a mod vampire with no eyebrows. Mostly because I want an excuse to try out a no-eyebrows tutorial I found, and to buy and cute shift.

You say to your friend, "Look, she wants to wear tampons. She can either get them from you and you can be involved in guiding her through a complex time in her life, or she'll get them from her friends and you lose out on establishing a relationship where she feels comfortable talking to you about what's happening to

Anyone have suggestions for tall skinny guys in glasses?? I am terribly unimaginative and out of touch with pop culture!

The Mister and I are going as Sherlock and Watson...only kind of a sexy, femme Watson, if I can pull that off somehow...

My six year old son is obsessed with art (I KNOW-KID JACKPOT!) and he said he wants to be Vincent van Ghoul. The dead artist, not the Scooby Doo character.
I'm seriously looking forward to watching this kid grow up!