It's working this week!

I've debated being Jerri Blank a few times! Such a fun idea!

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

As someone who was on the receiving end of the "I know I proposed and ask you to move in and promised to marry you and swore I love you, but none of those things are true. I never wanted to be with you so could you move out by tomorrow?" speech, I can tell you there are a lot more people out there like this than we'd…

I absolutely would.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."

Religious hate towards the LGBT community has played a big factor in how I view religion as a whole. Growing up Catholic, I was told that God is love. Denying God is supposed to be a huge offense. If love is God and God is love, then isn't denying someone's love, even going so far as to curse them to hell, akin to…

I don't think feminism has ever claimed all women are awesome and never do shitty things to men.

First let me say ... that everyone is different and what one person finds special and romantic and beautiful isn't necessarily what the next person finds special and romantic and beautiful.

Having said that ... if my 98% of my boyfriend's proposal was a soliloquy about his first marriage? I'd shove that spool up his…

There was once a gorilla that fell for a giraffe. It was a new feeling since he used to date cats.

YOU GUYS!!! My buddy Coach got married yesterday!!!! And I was the best woman, and our other friend Bueno was also a groomsman, and Kelly was there, and little foursome had a great time!! I wore a tux, and Coach gave us groomsfolk pocket watches with out initials engraved as gifts. And his bride was gorgeous and we…

One problem is that too many people put emphasis on what Paul wrote and not enough on that one guy...what was his name...rhymes with "Jeebus..."

Wow, how could you not want to be with someone who thinks your decisions are wrong and that you should just obey him?! You'll regret letting that catch slip through your fingers...

Can we stop using "lives with his/her parents" as an insult? I'm really sick of the cultural implications this has.

I moved back home to have major surgery, and while if I explain the whole situation it's understandable (i.e. I'm not a loser/creep/sadsack), it isn't always the right time to go into my whole sob story…

Part of the problem is that too many guys view rejection in general to be "rude." It's "rude" to not want to go out with someone, it's "rude" to not be attracted to someone. I had an ex tell me it was rude to break up with him. Anything men don't like is considered "rude," and men don't like being told "no." A "nice…

The balls on this kid.

Sexually transmitted demon?

Note to criminals: It's a bad idea to film yourself committing assault, and then post it online as though it's a joke.

Did anybody else realize that Yoga Jones is played by none other than Patti Mayonnaise?