distalphalanx
distalphalanx
distalphalanx

I hate to be the Friday asshole and I certainly don't mean to take away from a very good article...but I don't think you're using begs the question right. It doesn't mean what you imply it means and I'm pretty sure you're aware of that.

It shouldn't be a race issue.

I would agree with those who have said The Princess Bride (I did like it, but not as much). Sticking with the "movies from childhood" theme, I think Mary Poppins and The Wizard of Oz beat out their book counterparts. For the less kid-friendly, I'd give it to On the Waterfront, The Thin Man, and Barry Lyndon.

Okay, so I posted a few weeks ago about a relationship issue concerning someone with anxiety disorder and frankly...I need some support from you Jezzies because I'm heartbroken and crying on and off like an idiot. I moved across the country almost a year ago and this guy was my best friend here and now I have no one -

Agreed. I finally read the book after YEARS of recommendations, and I felt like it lacked the "heart" of the movie. It also felt vaguely misogynistic?

I agree with this. I love The Princess Bride as a movie, but could hardly finish the book.

I tried to read the book and I couldn't do it. Imo, it's awful.

Loved The Princess Bride. The movie was better than the book. Some stories do better in movie form.

This traces back to caveman times, where women wanted to shop for animal skins at Boarstrom's, and men just wanted to go home and watch the game (the Spears vs. the Mastodons).

This guy, Ivan Alexander, loves to eat bugs and then throw them back up. It's his favorite hobby, after waking up Mr. exkette and I by purring and walking on us at 6am.

Here's my big boy Bud Lee Hemingway practicing for his next Glamour Shots session.

YESS! , It's Saturday!! Can we talk about cats, PULLEEZE. Well, I'm going to anyway...So just now now I was sitting on my porch and my Maine Coon, Princess Sophie Fancypants - she looks like this only prettier,

Should you feel bad because your douchebag ex-boyfriend is being called out on his doucheyness towards you? No. Should you feel relieved that said douchebag ex-boyfriend is now someone else's problem? Yes. Honestly this whole situation makes your ex sound like a manipulative, narcissistic dick, and I think you need to

Oh. Hugs. Been there and it’s sucky.

I don't think you should feel bad. This guy sounds kind of emotionally manipulative and abusive. Why say all those horrible things to you? He's clearly feeling overly defensive about what you've said, and people get most upset when you hit on something that is true. It seems like you hurt his feelings and now he's

You owe that jerkwad absolutely zero fucks. He is an ass, his family even knows he's an ass, and you owe him absolutely nothing to soothe his ego for doing something shitty. He wants to make YOU feel bad about how HE broke up with YOU? NO!

Insensitive jerk. Yes, I'm sure that after having been with you for years, now the fact that this relationship is new and shiny means that this chick is the one. You can tell the fucktrumpet to go suck a fuck and be done with him. I know it hurts, but you are clearly not missing out. Maybe when the time comes to break

Wow, what a fucking dipshit. You're well rid of him. People like him usually end up alienating whatever miserable soul they've inflicted themselves on. Best of luck!

Your ex sounds like one of the worst people. I hope you don't have to listen to any more of his bullshit.

My dad died when I was 9, so I don't have a TON of memories. But!! Here's my favorite. I was a child of the 90s, so I was very much obsessed with Disney. We saw "The Lion King" 4 times in the theatre. It was a big deal. My dad thought that movie was awesome, and even teared up when Mufasa died.( I remember thinking