Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Oh wait you are serious. Let me star even harder. 

She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.

Well played.

Just waiting now for Fox News to blame Poland for WWII.

Hey! I always look forward to seeing Pete. He has a weird unexplainable charisma, and I def have a soft spot for him - but since I’m many, many years older I mostly want to fix him a snack, ask how his therapy is going, and counsel him about his life choices.

Friend, I think it’s sad that several hundred people worked on this thing for more than half a decade and produced a real piece of art - even if the “prints” of that have flaws, and even if the asking price is expensive - only to be treated by gamers as if they’re Bane from The Dark Knight Rises. Your experience may…

I think it’s the fact that she’s cosplaying a blond Sarah Palin.

And if it was really possible to create pinprick-sized electronics that can transmit reliably, imagine how many problems that would solve right away. Like the lack of reception from T-Mobile inside some buildings in my area! 

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

Obligatory.

“I was saying ‘boo-halen’.” ~ Hans Moleman

this dude looks like an avatar in a video game that has a character create that lets you do absolutely anything

Did they check with Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick?

The Dems won’t have a say in the matter. After Neil Gorsuch the senate no longer needs 60 votes to seat a supreme court justice. The Republicans can do it with a simple majority.

They aren’t in power of the Senate. This is going to be a fucking fiasco. Dems better pull every single fucking maneuver possible to prevent these ass holes from stealing another seat.

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