This is clearly a game for a Mac Plus, lost in some disaster, and only recovered recently.

Jessica Fletcher was “coincidentally” on the scene of dozens, if not scores, of murders. This cannot be chance. The common element in all of these murders is Jessica Fletcher. Murder She Committed.

I wonder how many of the sexual discrimination issues we see are actually (on a subconscious level) height discrimination.

I very much doubt that any of this info is still on that server or, if it is, that it has not been edited to say what Trump wants it to say. He knows that Congress knows about it, now.

That’s a cunning plan!

I would not care to part of a faith that cannot properly revere “Moons Over My Hammy.”

I know that Mini Motorways is coming to Steam in 2020. Apple Arcade first, but not a long-term exclusive, apparently.

Mini Motorways, a new game from the makers of Mini Metro

What about stupid, orange sperm?

Here’s hoping that he also ends up in an open boat in the South Pacific with an arduous 3,000 mile voyage before he finds a safe port.

Well, it worked for Captain Bligh.

A dowsing stick.

You mean our current government of an unfettered God-King announcing his decrees on Twitter and enforcing them through executive orders, bypassing Congress completely? Yeah, that’s been swell.

It’s great. This story was picked up by Apple News’ algorithms, and you can now see that header image in the Apple News app. Good show!

That’s the way that I read all of Splinter.  My family is sick of it.

This is why my refrigerator has a stained glass door.

How do you know she didn’t change her mind? And wouldn’t changing one’s mind on an issue naturally result in changing one’s position?

I don’t mean this to sound like trolling, but this feels like punishing a politician for changing her mind. I think that a part of the problem we have now is politicians so afraid of feeling weak that they will cling to the worst ideas in the face of public opposition and even objective reality.

Aw, man, you know how kids love trade embargos!

Has anybody told him that Greenland is full of foreigners?