Given that Frick got shot, it sounds like Carnegie was smart to leave the country.

Remember those stories along the lines of, “What if Superman had landed in the USSR when he came to Earth?” This is what would happen if Michelle Bachmann landed in California.

You had underwear? Damn Ivy Leaguers...

Good news! I found a clear image of the pixelated portion of the top photo!

Stand off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

She is the (Sim)One.

In addition to breaking gymnastics, she’s also broken String Theory.

I remember in the 1970's, every fast food place was getting remodeled to put a drive through in. Due to the fast food that I’ve received there, I probably won’t live to see them removed.

When I lived in Virginia, I ate Popeye’s chicken all of the time. It was great. Then I moved west and didn’t have any for a decade or so. Somebody finally opened a Popeye’s in my town, but the chicken is terrible. Huge slabs of flavorless breading that just fall off the chicken when you pick it up. KFC is far better,…

Seems like, if the law is upheld, the GOP could just run a shill in California, who will direct all his delegates to vote for Trump. Or doesn’t the party convention work that way?

Rat-infested ass.

Or acted on, once exposed.

My kids, 20 and 15, watched the show when I was binging it recently. They found it amusing, but thought the characters and situations were too unbelievable. Part of that was because they don’t know how different New York life is, part of it is because they don’t know how different the 1990's were, and part of it is…

We have a sink that doesn’t get used much. We have to run some water in it every six months or so, because if the water in the J-bend pipe evaporates we can get a sewer smell. Filling up the J-bend blocks odors. This won’t fix problems with sinks that are used frequently, of course.

“Hey! Somebody gave me a free Tesla!”

They’d be in a real dilemma if a pedophile Nazi on fentanyl wearing a MAGA hat wanted to meet Pence. As long as the Nazi was male, of course.

So, is friendly fire a thing in Fallout 76? And did Bill have a “laser gun?” Just curious...

Looking forward to Pence throwing him down an unshielded reactor shaft.

Have airlines considered NOT routinely killing pets transported in airplane luggage compartments? If I have to travel with an animal, I’m driving. Or the dog is, when it’s her turn.

Trump’s looked at the polls and decided democracy isn’t great enough for him. The coup starts tomorrow, that’s why troops and tanks are entering DC. Pence is being “protected,” as a potential rallying point for any Americans who fail to appreciate the Trumptatorship.