Anybody who has had to live a real life realizes that wealth can be a negative number.

What nobody realizes is that the tanks that he will be stationing are Russian T-72's. The take-over begins July 4.

Looks okay to me... PRO-PAIN!

It started with the Roman Diaspora of the Jews, and then the Israeli Diaspora of the Palestinians. Neither exiled group enjoyed the experience, and both now lay claim to the same land.

Predictably, Trump did the right thing at the last minute, and in a way that makes us look as bad as possible to the rest of the world. What better way to broadcast the chaos, indecision, and idiocy of our leadership?

They had the best April Fool’s Day “products.” I will miss Think Geek.

They had the best April Fool’s Day “products.” I will miss Think Geek.

If you fall asleep at the driver’s position of a car, and wake to that kind of chaos, of COURSE at least one hand is going to move towards your lap. It’s not like there are a lot of other directions that you can move your arms, and you’re going to flail at least a little bit.

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I think it’s more like the 950's. Mass literacy, education, and science were a mistake.

Licentious Hobo.

So... Dust in the Wind?

Everybody knows that he’s talking off the top of his head, justifying after-the-fact decisions that he’s already announced, with “facts” that he’s made up. The problem is that a good chunk of the US doesn’t care.

The Senate would find him innocent if he was standing naked in front of them with machetes in each hand, bloody infants impaled on each of them, while he defecated on an original copy of the Constitution. And he would campaign in 2020 on being exonerated. What’s the point of impeachment?

“I can best protect our fragile democracy by assuming the powers of an absolute autocrat and ensuring that I am never dethroned.”

The books pick up in quality pretty quickly. The first one, especially, is not up to the level of the rest of the series.

I also use it to re-calibrate my sundial: “Sunrise, Sunset...”

Big deal. I’ve been exporting Freedom Gas for decades.

NSDAP PTSD?

Aren’t “ignorant” and “uneducated” pretty much synonyms? I would understand an argument that they aren’t stupid, just uneducated, but that doesn’t seem to be what you’re saying.