“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Your laptop killed my WiFi. Prepare to die.”

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Kinja knows, and Kinja knows we know it. We’re a knowledgeable community.

Well, The Good Dinosaur should have opened up some opportunities for change.

Agreed. Those crazy Venetians...

Some of them: inquisitions, crusades, burning witches, indulgences for the wealthy.

I’m more inclined to think that alarmist reporting of mundane issues is more likely to grab a large audience share. The media cares about ad revenue much more than control of the people.

How do you feel about reading comics, reading books, listening to music, watching TV, going to a movie, or any other form of entertainment using media created by others? How are games different?

Every generation seems to have this. With respect to the “Penny Dreadfuls” of the 19th century:

A friend of my father’s was at a restaurant and his order was taking forever to arrive. He inquired, and found out that his waitress had quit and stormed out without ever sending his order to the kitchen. I always wondered what this guy did to provoke his server into quitting.

I’m playing GTA4 now, the first time that I’ve played any GTA game. I played the way that you did for a long time. What broke me of the habit was driving to Bohan and the permanent traffic jam at the north end of the bridge. The first time that I got out of my car, walked to the head of the line, and jacked that car…

It’s too bad he was killed; he’s a good director and could have made a great movie about this incident.

I’ve done this. Some simple responses to questions.

This point, exactly.

Just be careful not to park your time machine in a handicap space. If it’s towed, how will you ever get back to the 1930's?

What is it with the Press, always bothering the Press Secretary to answer questions?

If they really want to help the environment, they should eat meat. Human flesh.

The bogie wheels of a Tiger tank

Hey, those weapons programs aren’t going to clusterf**k themselves!

Do you want vikings? Because that’s how you get vikings!