He may be both.

I don’t watch cooking shows, so I only knew him from his appearance on Archer as the “Bastard Chef.” He was SO funny in that role, though.

Poor behavior likes this starts young, in Dahomey.

Draining the swamp, refilling it with sewage.

So my guess is that, in the event there’s a vacancy, if there is even a hint he might be considering her, McConnell, Grassley, Hatch, and various others will stampede over to the White House to talk him out of it.

A company wants to fleece venture capitalists and gullible people with the promise of immortality, but with one very small catch: they are a company that wants to fleece venture capitalists and gullible people with the promise of immortality 

Hey, bird-lovers, here’s a great shot of a chicken and an eagle together!

No, no, he’s pretty sure that he would run into a school shooting and stop the shooter. Just the way he fought for the chance to go to Vietnam and stop the Viet Cong.

Some other towns, when somebody was elected who wanted to change the system, removed the power of that office to make substantive change. I hope that this doesn’t happen here; the system NEEDS to change, for everybody’s long-term benefit.

Or, possibly, “Commander of Cheese.”

Traditionally, the ambassador posts to “prestige” countries have been political plumbs, not hardcore Foreign Service posts, and have not required anything much more than intelligence, politeness and dignity. Trump is appointing people who are too dumb to understand that their role is just to represent the good will of…

My wife and I ate a restaurant once and we noticed a bus boy pocketing a tip while clearing a table near us. We were the only couple in the restaurant, so business was obviously not good. When our waiter checked that table, after delivering our food, he looked perturbed and asked us if we had seen a tip. Startled by…

Well, I think that Kim Jong Un is playing him brilliantly...

“Listen to them, the children of the white, what music they make!”

Nobody likes a loose moose.

Not Java. Nothing about Trump’s family does its own garbage collection.

I’d love to see new Marathon for modern sensibilities.

They’ll eventually reveal that she’s decided to take Baron back to New York. After Trump leaves office in 2020/2024, the proceedings of the divorce can properly begin.

My children were great at pouring syrup at three years old. They poured it on the table, on the floor, on their hair...