Honestly, unless I’ve just washed my hands, my feet are cleaner. My hands are touching all sorts of things constantly, things that other people have also touched, whereas my feet reside in freshly laundered socks all day. They may get a little sweaty at times, but still.

There are many old episodes on YouTube, if it helps ease the pain. Not the same as getting new episodes, of course.

The Late, Late Show With Craig Ferguson. And Geoff Peterson. And Sid. And Secretariat.

Have you looked into the $119/yr service, Amazon Pants?

Does anybody watch a hurricane, tornado, or earthquake hit a city and, in response to aid and relief requests, say that it is too soon to talk about the disaster?

In my day we just had to worry about nuclear war. Then the USSR collapsed, and the fear went away. These poor kids are growing up under a worse cloud than the cold war generation. Except for the ones that don’t get to grow up.

You raise a good point: MH370 undoubtably caused a lot of the sea level rise. Even more if the passengers had packed a lot of bulky things. (This is how science works, right?)

It’s important to remember that all of the “liberal” mainstream media sources are huge corporations, generally run by rich, white folks. The news has an inherent, unspoken bias and it is NOT liberal.

Our home phone in the 70's was one digit off from a takeout chicken place. My father just started taking orders on the 2 A.M. calls, rather than waste time arguing with drunk callers. It was the quickest way to get them off the phone.

If one is going to eat a bug, then one supposes a little excrement won’t significantly detract from the experience.

I sure hope so, but if I were them I might not want to have anything further to do with a school that ruined my life over an unproved allegation. I would, however, like to enter into a deep, meaningful relationship with their money.

She’s ready for the Hawkeye Initiative.

I can’t even get my kids to watch B&W movies. They consider them a form of child abuse. I can’t wait until my eventual grandchildren refuse to watch 2D, non-virtual movies with them.

It’s all just a big fakade!

Life is too short for cheesy burger puns.

Thank you for the correction. I clearly did not pay enough attention to my sources.

Obviously, this is horrible, and Trump is horrible, but the deal included the right for the US to fail to “certify” the agreement by May 12. He didn’t break the deal, he just threw it out. Let’s remember this when it is time to throw Trump out.

A foregone conclusion. Once you put the word “deal” on something, Trump gets excited and just knows he can make a better one. Despite all evidence to the contrary.