You can’t discriminate against zombie neighbors.

When the Canadian tundra recedes, we can build brand new cities all across Canada

But you need A LOT of concession sales to make up the difference. According to NATO, the average ticket price in 2022 was $10.53. So, assume the normal Sunday attendance of 7.3MM nets you around $77.2MM. The 16% bump in attendance to 8.5MM at $4 a ticket nets you just $34MM, a difference of $43.2MM.

I don’t know why they would continue doing this. Just a 16% bump in sales on a roughly 50% decrease in ticket price is not good business. I bet it goes to at least $5 next year and maybe they move it to a weekday or a Sunday when there are no new wide releases.

I don’t believe anyone’s dead until we see them six feet under ground.

Lincoln did it because he needed more manpower to beat the Confederacy.

Eszett shut down on January 30th to make way for a new lesbian wine bar:

Also, contrary to Monty Python belief, people did expect the Spanish Inquisition, with usually about 30 days notice.

I knew 10 of these. I want my money back.

Lindsey, the white pages link I clicked on had a phone number search with it. I just want to make sure you’re not accidentally sending out your phone number!

Fun fact: How Green Was My Valley was Alex Trebek’s favorite film.

A very modern list. This needs Empress Matilda’s escape from Oxford Castle. It changed the course of history.

Herpes. We broke up after that.

I just pre-ordered mine with the Pro (not Max) chip 32 GB Ram and 4TB of memory in the hopes of it lasting me the next 10 years. I skimped on my last one in 2017 and it’s already running dry. My MacBook Pro before that lasted nearly 9 years. These last. To me, that’s worth the cost in the long run.

Becket. Brilliant and impactful.

103 years after Jeannette Rankin was the first woman in Congress, there is still one state that has never sent a woman to Capitol Hill: Vermont.

The true antagonist of Toy Story is Woody himself. We watch as he battles his own insecurities, desires and prejudices. Think of the extremes that Woody goes to keep his place as top cowboy in Andy’s room. He is so unsure of himself that he attempts to imprison Buzz behind Andy’s desk and instead knocks him out of a…

My son turns 4 tomorrow and we’re having a Super Hero Day for him. Lately, he’s been dressing up a lot like Batman or Spider-man. So I got a Superman costume for myself and my wife has a costume too. We’re decking out the house in super hero decorations. We’re crafting missions for him to go around the house and…

This wording is really tricky to me. The “Receive notifications when local police seek information relevant to an investigation” language makes it feel like they are seeking my consent by enabling it. If I don’t enable it, I worry they’ll just take it without my consent and not notify me.

As an AirBnB host, this was one of the first items that a guest requested. I figured, “Whatever. I’ll get it. Make them happy.” I just wanted to be a good host and get a good rating.