I’m ALSO a staunch sentimentalist, so it’s so nice to have you here with me! I definitely want to bring in more of this type of diverse content. If you have any ideas, unique hurdles you’ve had to tackle, I’d love to get your input. (You can email me at mwalbert@lifehacker.com if you’re so inclined!)

Tiny hack for this: one bad night’s sleep won’t hurt your performance in a morning race, so don’t worry about it. Just make sure that your 2-3 nights before that are good!

Also also, Finland is not California.

You’re right, and this is a major issue/loophole that is still open to this day. I was trying to briefly summarize; I’m going to correct my sentence by adding the word “most” and linking your comment. Thanks.

...which is why there are so many people in prison for the most absolute bullshit things.

Seriously, while this is a fun thought experiment, unseating a successfully nominated and approved SC Justice for actions prior to being on the court is a tough win, even under the most ideal of circumstances.

I must say I’m a bit confused by the line “The burden of proof is put upon the victim and there’s often a bias toward innocence.” That’s how our justice system is set up in this country. You are innocent until proven guilty. That’s our system. So is she proposing we go to another type of system for these crimes? I’m…

Your rankings are an immediate lie because you have no mention of Hawaiian rolls, which should be at the top. As such, I can only assume you are working with ISIS to break up our great nation by not even acknowledging Hawaii’s existence.