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Once while flying from LA to New York, I looked out the window and saw Kansas.

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Pharaoh for me. Always want to go “oa” as I did while typing in this reply.

The strange thing is movie studios should be disincentivized to make long movies. The theatrical movie business faces two key scarcities in the market: 1) number of theatrical screens, and 2) minutes in day. Studios cannot control either. However, they can control how they react to the second one more than the first.…

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I think there’s an eventual tipping point from when you derive pride from others to being able to find pride in the things you do yourself. But your formative years are so dependent on others just to survive that I believe the concept of personal pride is foreign to toddlers. In time, you realize how you can find…

Last night, my 3-year-old son -- totally unprompted -- finished eating his dinner, walked to the trash can and scrapped his plate, then put his dishes into the kitchen sink. I stood in the corner, agape. And then showered him with praise on how proud I was of him. I couldn’t believe it.

Give him a break. He’s Canadian. He thinks soccer is football.

That’s owned by Warner Bros.

Correction: Encino is a neighborhood in Los Angeles, so it can’t be “a half-hour drive north of Los Angeles.” It could be about 30 minutes north of LAX depending on traffic.

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This article totally wins the header photo game

I had a class in middle school that I HATED. And as soon as I learned copy/paste, I didn’t really learn to type. I figured out the shortcut.

My hot tip is not to take it. I have never run with my phone. It’s incredibly liberating. Unless you face an emergency situation and absolutely need it, I say leave it at home or in your car.

If you want to avoid being banned from nightlife for 19 years, it’s simple: Before you enter a bar, ask if they plan to swipe your ID and using what technology. If it’s PatronScan, it might be worth it to reconsider entering the bar at all.

I don’t think “genocide” means what you think it means...

Production for Space Jam 2 can start early!

‘Cause Jussie’s new check finally cleared

If you can rack up miles by just floating around in space, then technically every car on Earth racks up 940 million kilometers a year (Earth’s orbit as noted above) plus whatever is actually driven on them. So, no, this car has not travelled more than any car in history. In fact, it’s way, way behind...