The best.

Well, seeing that Murphy’s in the Rifftrax camp, I don’t see that happening ever.

Cinematic Titanic did like twelve DVDs in five years and a handful of live shows (Can’t make it to a major city to see it? Too bad.) and then folded.

Man, I thought the Cinematic titanic movies were borderline unwatchable, even with the riffing. (And this is from a guy that has three separate copies of Manos.)

How is this different from literally every other big box store in the country? (“Would you like to buy the extended warranty on this $40 vacuum cleaner, it’s only $14.99”)

I don’t watch the chat window. Just Bob.

A lot of is how kids are being raised now compared to when I was a kid. We didn’t have “play dates,” we just went to another kid’s house to play. Birthday parties were a cake from the grocery store, maybe hats. I shudder to think what will happen when the children of the helicopter parents go out on their own and…

Birthday parties for kids are the worst. Especially the ones where they’re so young they have no idea what the hell is going on.

It’s also the aspect of the tech getting better. I got a Roku and it gets me all I want. No need to download shows or junk like that. I’m super lazy like that.

Like most people, I got tired of paying a lot of money for something I hardly used. We’re not into sports so no loss there.

Christians Angry, Water Still Wet

It would make for an interesting reality show to take a bunch of people like this and make them live somewhere where they’d face actual religious persecution.

I know, right? I wish the single biggest problem in my life was the patterning on my coffee cup.

FOUR? Heathen.

WHY IS MY STARBUCKS CUP NOT DECORATED WITH PICTURES OF KRAMPUS BEATING CHILDREN WITH REEDS AND CARTING THEM OFF TO HELL?

See? That’s all about the Jesus.

It’s kind of like the vegetarians that say they eat chicken.

Stan Lee came up with the name, Steve Ditko did everything else. Just another day in the Marvel bullpen.

Anyone that uses the phrase “said no one, ever” quotes is a tool.

Don’t worry, nobody will pay attention to the lanes anyway. Sort of like people don’t pay attention to “keep right except when passing” signs on the highway or the signs at the airport telling you to keep right if you’re standing on the moving walkways.