The problem with debates is that the fact checking always seems to occur two hours later, when nobody is watching. I don’t understand why they can’t have a dozen people with ipads sitting behind the moderator passing them notes in real time.

No, they like it that he “tells it like it is”! It’s proof he’s not part of the political machine. (Or so I have been told, anyway.)

This is what is going to happen at the debates (assuming he doesn’t weasel out of them, like he’s been trying to do):

It a sad fact of life that there are some complete idiots out there making more money than I’ll ever see in my lifetime.

Mary Roach is a national treasure.

I know, right? The trailers looked so meh, and every time I saw a picture of Jared Leto, I thought “oh Christ, not this guy again...”

Yeah, this.

Unless you’re talking about the “let the free markets decide everything” Ayn Rand-style Libertarians.

Between Stein and Ben Carson, this election cycle has really blown the lid off that whole “doctors are smart” thing.

So if the sexual harasser is in your political party, it’s NBD. Got it.

It’s like Paul Ryan. It was okay when his mother had to get public assistance because you see, they were good people. All the people that use it now, not so much.

This stuff is getting so crazy I can only believe that they’re trolling on purpose so that when they draw fire for whatever the outrage of the day is (the salute, Melania’s plagarism, and so on) they be all “those oversensitive politically correct liberals are out to get us!” (Conveniently ignoring their attitudes of…

For a party that constantly claims moral superiority, the GOP sure goes with the “oh yeah? well, they did it too” defense a lot.

We lose Prince and Bowie, and get this election instead.

as one of the few Fox talking heads capable of moving sideways into a rival networks primetime slot...

I was going to say “flight attendant on a 70s era space shuttle” but you beat me to it.

I don’t know — she seems to have no problem letting people know when she feels she isn’t being treated well.

There are probably six brewpubs in my town that host “running clubs.” Usually a 5k or so on a scheduled day of the week but you start whenever you want. As an added bonus, several of them give you a shirt (free!) after finishing a small number of runs. Naturally, they hope you stay and drink, but I never do. So…

I think that restaurants should offer small burritos, as an alternative to ones that are the size of tanker trucks.

It explains a lot about Gawker Media, doesn’t it?