"But I watch quite a lot of porn and you have to look for it but there is lots of porn out there that definitely features women being pleasured and that isn't solely filmed around what a guy would enjoy watching. And a lot of it is amateur. I know because I hate the fake tits, bleached hair, square acrylic nails and…

These look deflated.

#deflategate #hashtagsareawasteoftime

I was thinking about their love songs and how they're actually perfectly honest reflections on the way that most 23 year-old dudes view love. To them, true romance is a girl who comes to all of your shows and doesn't expect anything back from you.

UGH I TAKE IT BACK SHES SO COOL

holy fuck i can't not see i now

sigh.

"I know for a fact that the defendant have a good heart and that she will come back to her senses and not forget her promise that she made to me," Hilario writes in his lawsuit, also requesting that Swift help him meet Miley Cyrus.

I started the booty song movement

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

When I was 10 I got a haircut that I didn't particularly care for. It was the mid-90s and it was some shoulder length, layered monstrosity. Because I was a bit of a lazy tomboy I never bothered to do anything proper with my hair, I'd go to bed with wet hair and in the morning, I'd wake up with the layers going in a…

I have stick straight hair and wore it long with bangs from age 3-13. In the late 80s/early 90s my mother thought it would be cute to perm just the bangs. I repeat: just the bangs. She did this to me and my younger sister not once but twice and still defends the decision to this day. The pictures are too atrocious to…

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS!! so excited for this sideblog.

I was a teen in the eighties. The entire decade was a beauty disaster. Where to start? The blush applied with a "contour brush?" The multi colored eyeshadow? The ungroomed brows? The crunchy hair? The year I "went goth?" (1985-1986)

Her "vision" is "what if Edward Cullen weren't a vampire and he did have a lot of sex with Bella?" I am 98% sure that the director was desperately fighting to turn the books somehow, someway into a movie that wouldn't insult the intelligence of a normal adult audience. I mean, I hear what you're saying about…

OY, could James' favorite movie picks be any more basic and pedestrian????

Honestly, if people kept asking me about my ex husband I would have been a million times less gracious than she has been.

That was my first thought. My second thought was that someone wrote that for him.

I lost it at the "transgender baby" part. Glorious.

Guys.