The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site.

PARENTS KNEW AND DID NOTHING LOL OK I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A FAIL PLAN THIS WAS, DO SOMETHING, DAMN.

If that facial expression doesn't say "here to fuck yo bitch", I don't know what does.

Instead of outright saying "I'm a lesbian," in the future I will just say "I'm more casual than ever." It's basically the same.

top picture: is he flirting with us?? I can't tell

This is clearly written from the perspective of someone whose family was systematically smothered to death on christmas eve, by a gang of christmas sweater-laden marauders. This can be the ONLY explanation for an article so steeped in Grinch.

Obviously I don't get it. Please tell me why anyone would tweet that instead of linking to an essay?

Maybe next he can lecture Azealia Banks about how Jews do not, in fact, cause all of the evil in the world, and that bitching about "faggots" in the year 2014 is not a good look.

I understand what you mean, but you know that lots of white women have big asses, right?

I used to be very dismissive of people like this who say they know "real racism" but now I just kind of feel sad. One time I told my grandma that I was followed all around nordstrom when I went Christmas shopping and I told her how racist the salesperson was being and she kind of just looked at me like "um excuse me…

Is there a doctrine on drugging and raping women? Oh, God, get me the fuck off this planet.

YES IT WILL I'M SO EXCITED

This will be one of the ones getting like, one stray commenter a month for two years, ranging from a "fuck u feminazi bitchz" to a 7 paragraph scientific breakdown of why you're wrong.

strap on.

I enjoyed where this one went, and how quickly it got there: "Anyway, fuck those mountain climbers. Fuck 'em all."

I think the most telling part of this study is that a lot of men, and not a small amount of women, will often engage in life threatening activities that have little or no measurable payoff. For instance, if you decide to climb Everest, well, good for you I guess, but if you die in the process, well, I'm not gonna get…

As a man I refuse to use any safety straps.

Dragon Age: Boning

It wasn't like a vagina-themed birthday party or anything, not like in the commercial. It was more...serious, but still joyful. The women who came all brought little gifts, though, with something significant about them, ranging from a chocolate bar to crystals (okay, my mom's friends are kind of new-agey), to my…