The end of this story was deeply satisfying.

D.W. smacking Arthur with Sharky is one of the greatest gifs I've ever seen.

Best part of waking up is bulgers in your cup!

Oh god, same here. I haven't read that story in at least 15 years but every time I get an itchy or sore place on my face I'm like "OH GOD NO IT'S HAPPENING."

I'm from Marshall County, so no surprise actually, that I would hear this tale of woe. It's right next door, so to speak.

DUDE. I am from middle TN and I have heard this story before. Or one that had very similar details. It wasn't the town (also a shithole) I was from and I don't remember where it was supposed to have happened but it was one of those "my best friend's cousin's stepbrother had this friend" kind of story that got passed…

After years of reading without commenting, I made and account just so I could like this.