The enemy’s gate is down

Yes, absolutely, and without question this is something all online games should adopt. I work at a gym and this is baseline level shit. It’s still crazy to me that people think being online somehow makes this kind of thing acceptable.

Makes the participants at Wimbledon look pretty stupid for not bringing a hovering clown machine.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Good to see that Roseann found a new gig so quickly!

OMG Remoraid is a Remington revolver!! Thats what it’s stripes are. The chamber. Mind Blown.

This is a real hot tak-

I can’t get past the Ren Faire theatrics.

The expansion draft rules were relatively generous and allowed for a lot of backroom deals, but anyone who claims they knew back at the expansion draft that this team was going to be even half this good is a goddamn liar. I can’t even say the GM did a really good job because his job was to build a foundation for the…

“By 2049, when the Vegas Knights (who dropped ‘Golden’ from their name after a decade) had won their 32nd consecutive Stanley Cup, the league was down to just four teams. Buffalo, of course, finished last again.”

the real question is how much money will I lose before I stop betting against this team.

The Knights are why I think the Caps finally beat the Penguins this year. Our destiny is to finally get past the 2nd round, and then the conference finals, just so we can lose in the finals to a first year expansion team that was put together by our former GM.

Unfortunately, I doubt a selfie would do anything to change their minds. They would say, “Okay, so he had a consensual affair! He already admitted to that. And okay, so she fell asleep after they had sex; so what? All this proves is that he was in the presence of a naked, sleeping woman.”

And begin his presidential run?

“Give the man his dinger!”

I’d say every Marlins fan did it.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

On the plus side, Rovio Entertainment just paid him $700million for the rights to Angry Birds 52: The Ball is Now the Bird 5: This Time It’s Different - Remastered.