he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Maybe he should take a knee on this one. Preferably in the presence of Vontaze Burfict.

I dunno, “Pick whoever is playing the Dolphins” seems pretty sound.

So he became Clifford the Big Dead Dog, you’re saying.

Their marketing campaign “We’re Arians’ Nation Now” went horribly awry. Got millions of new fans but the Bucs are not sure about the demographic.

Hey! A lot of (delusional) football fans live in Florida and they do send emails. It’s just that there are 3 NFL teams and they all suck. Plus our politicians suck, utilities suck, weather sucks, drivers suck, people suck, tourists suck... you get the point. So... that’s a lot of suckage for people in one state to…

I remember when I first saw Fitzpatrick in that outfit I couldn’t figure out why Connor McGregor was giving a press conference for the Bucs

“Mr. Incognito takes the villain role a little too far.”

As a Dolphins fan, this checks out.

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

It’s sports because the athlete addressed it.

I actually tried this once, but before I could finish they threw me out of the funeral.

• Lost in the Fantasy World: You’re modern kids trapped in a D&D-style universe, fighting to get back home. You have to choose between helping people in this world and reuniting with your own families. It’s Jumanji meets Stranger Things meets The Neverending Story.

Seriously. Buffalo in mid winter on aluminum bench seats. Only way that would be comfortable is if I had just crapped something made of grease and hot sauce.  Oh now that makes sense.  It all adds up.

Well, at least there weren’t any runs on base :/

only to discover a piece of shit in the row in front of him

Enough about the players, I want to hear about the play.

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122, directly behind the end zone.