Honestly, I’ve always wanted to see some gimmick maps. The second Hunger Games book had that awesome circular arena set-up (no spoilers), I would love to see a dev quietly drop a few like that into the map rotation and let players figure it out.

Here’s hoping he has a prison butthole too...or at least, a Myocardial infarction...

Tremendous inference! +1 price gouge under the guise of “the money goes right back into R+D”

I’ll bet he jacked up his muscles 7,000%!

The real final boss is fucking your monitor for displaying the game.

Guns big enough to take down Icognito are illegal even in this country.

That’s why I always post in Incognito mode.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

On one hand, it’s a nice respectful gesture.

She wouldn’t be the first Christie to fuck with someone’s lane.

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Terrible shock for his loved ones- thinking he was just dead, and then he ends up in Sacramento.

Shame he did all that and still someone else is going to win Gold in cross-country skiing

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

There is no way Yahoo actually bans anyone for anything

The Braves have gotten much better at bargaining since they sold Manhattan.

Goofy look like he’s related to Jar Jar Binks.

Very first AC collects flags, which gives you... a sense of achievement? At least you get a cape for collecting feathers in AC2, and not just any cape, but a cape that gets you killed quicker.

WTF is wrong with you?

He’s not so good at geography, he went to the Nether Regions when he was meant for the Netherlands.