Teenagers get fake IDs all the time. Seeing an ID is no guarantee of their actual age, unless you’re an expert at spotting fakes - like a college town bar tender or a state trooper.

Yeah, this guy was trying to be responsible. I can think of a number of athletes here and abroad who acted like they were invincible when they were in no condition to drive. Taveras, Ventura, Kang (3x), Danny Duffy, Donte Stallworth, Josh Brent. On occasion, they’re lucky to get away with just a little public…

And he will continue to ignore the daily occurrence of Americans being killed by Good ‘Ol American Drunk Drivers

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

Trump will be all over this in an hour or so....Suspect was in country illegally and had been deported twice before.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

It’s the cornerstone upon which we can rebuild this natio... Wait, Eagles fans just stole the cornerstone and are now eating it while setting it on fire.

Nick Foles was like, “hold my beer”, I can catch it. And then he did. Amazing!!! And Foles will always have that memory to hold him over when he is eventually shipped off Cleveland.

As if his tears would be any flavour other than vanilla.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

You know someone’s a badass when they attack penis size.

The New England Alcoholic League of America. We win that shit yearly, boy. Don’t hate us ‘cause you ain’t us.

No, it’s damn good! :D

Now... let’s see the ending of Berserk.

Dan Snyder finds a way to tie up $70 mil in cap space AND give up a future defensive cornerstone on a team friendly deal...it’s like he watched the state of union and was like, hold my beer.

Come on! The dude’s 6'3" and just 239 pounds. And just look at that physique! And he cross trains, just look at this photo. I mean, if that’s not elite...

No worries. I debated writing it, but since Richie hates all black men, but tortured Johnathan Whateverhislastnamewas and he was biracial, I had to do it.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

The percentage of the population with a rubber gimp suit in the closet is larger than you think.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”