Atta boy, kiddo. +1

I love this.

It was a humorous poem. I was also hardly an adult at the time.

+1

Knowing one's audience is key, too. I've given three Best Man speeches. Two were for relatives in my very large family, one for a friend. For the ones with relatives, 80% of the audience knew me and what a sarcastic jagoff I am as well as my affinity for writing. My speeches reflected that, particularly the one for my…

Great piece, Dom.

Nice.

"Happy Holidays" decoration? I guess Bellevue, WI must be a nice little terrorist sleeper cell outfit.

Deion: "These concussion people just want money. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go check on my education-for-profit charter school..." http://www.wfaa.com/news/education/Deions-Prime-Prep-disqualified-from-athletics-166578796.html

And she got to learn how to "pretend inject somatropin into her hubby's abdomen" for a day, too.

Raffi Torres has volunteered to raise some funds by charging fans to watch him molest farm animals in the stadium parking lot before and after games. During, too, if the price is right.

I laughed.

Dusty Baker agrees: http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/nl/cubs/2003-07-07-baker_x.htm

The Holy Ghost in the Machine...

It's times like this that I'm glad Tim McCarver can't comprehend Twitter.

He's not not licking toads.

After a quick skim of the comments—and maybe I missed it because it really was just a skim—how does a guy who pridea himself on being a native Chicagoan attribute that quote to LT? Or am I being a bigger idiot than usual and missing something here?

Word, kid. +1

Is it really a crime if the kid has enrolled in ASU masters courses?

Golf clap. +1