You laugh, but I bet there'll be agents beating down the door for this kid before you know it.
I bet you thought this would have gotten more stars by now, eh?
Pro-tip: if you open with "I hate to sound like a jerk... Just stop. You're going to sound like a jerk.
According to then-GM Paul Phipps, during an airport meeting with Rollie Massimino—a potential candidate to replace…
UPDATE: Sorry, guys, contest's over. Enjoy the game, Mr. Belichick.