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Disco Choo
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They tell me you are wicked and I believe them, for I have seen your painted women under the gas lamps luring the farm boys.

- Once again, white man website Deadspin has angered the spirits.

You laugh, but I bet there'll be agents beating down the door for this kid before you know it.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I bet you thought this would have gotten more stars by now, eh?

Pro-tip: if you open with "I hate to sound like a jerk... Just stop. You're going to sound like a jerk.

Relevant?

UPDATE: Sorry, guys, contest's over. Enjoy the game, Mr. Belichick.