I'd been waiting for him to get kinky with some Cincinnati chili. Read more
Disco Choo
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Today's Seventh Inning Stretch conductor was the star of said movie. Read more
I sincerely hope you are not allowed near fireworks. Read more
HE'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD FAT AS MICHAEL JORDAN
Rule "8.02 The pitcher shall not — Read more
Nobody complained about his coaching methods when Vujošević was coaching for FC Autoerotique. Read more
Sterling generously donated to the collection that was taken for the church's work in Africa with people with those AIDS. Read more
You apparently didn't read the original column from CBS linked in the Indian Country piece that cited Native Americans that take issue with the logo. Read more
To add to what the team itself does, we in Chicago are incredibly lucky to have some really great hockey writing here. Lazarus at the Sun Times is solid, but the independent bloggers kick all of the ass. HockeeNight.com and TheCommittedIndian.com are fantastic daily reads (and what Yahoo let them do the other day is… Read more
I'm six years older than my youngest brother. A brand new AYSO soccer season has dawned this afternoon, and since I woke up eight hours ago I've been in my bright, new shimmering navy and white uniform that glistens when caught in the lasers of sunshine that find their way through my backyard trees into the living… Read more
+1 Hate you. Read more
Would you drive backward for me? I'd drive backward for me. Read more
"Opportunity cost must be considered." Read more
Are there pictures of you in a place of jokes not getting the jokes and twisting your face in sour confusion because the jokes are not your friend until your face sucks into your skull and out your rectum? Read more
Not pictured: a similar picture of Eli with a PC. Read more
Golf clap. Read more
I could care less what old-school writers think. Newspapers aren't even relevant anymore. Read more
Humanity will advance into a non-stuffing species someday because stuffing is not good and certainly not worth of occupying stomach space where there could be turkey, potatoes, fresh rolls, pie, and alcohol. Read more