Well, every picture tells a story, don't it?

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation,…

And next in the "Vin Scully Books on Tape" series... Trainspotting.

The Astros' page avoided embarrassment by having never been created in the first place.

"How many of you hater idiots are coming out of the woodwork, he will always be a great man, glad everyone could try using him as a scapegoat. The truth will come out, NBA is ridiculous and you should remember all the great things this hall of fame player has done for many athletes! If you don't stand for something,…

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, DOUBLE SALCHOW.

www.bobfellerseancasey.com is a fantastic site for Cleveland Indians fans to read a team timeline in order to work up the courage to kick their dogs.

He used to bang his head on the floor, making his mother worry that he might be mentally disabled.

With a helmet on! Right? Yeah, go fuck himself with a helmet on for pain prevention!

Oh, damn. +1

This actually sounds fairly endearing when you hear Palumbo say this stuff in person with eyes squinted, wearing a trench coat, and coupled with "Just one more thing..." and "There's something that bothers me..."

During the post-race hugs: "Thanks. Thanks, girls. Thanks for being comparatively unattractive. Thanks."

BAM! Nice.

"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." —Thomas Mann

+1

How prevalent are otherwise-illegal-in-MLB drugs/substances in the Dominican leagues and are players made aware of how using such stuff can affect their future in America?

So by the second part of your answer do you mean this is about an individual and not an institution?

Man, I love this.

There is a debate as to whether the entire situation surrounding your client is a Penn State scandal or just a scandal regarding your client. Do you believe this is a Penn State issue or merely one about your client?

I can only speak from experience, but off-duty cop as bouncer rarely identifies himself as such (and by rarely that usually means if people know him personally by his day job). Regardless, you don't touch security at any establishment. Period. Don't like the bouncer's conduct? Leave and file a complaint. If you stand…