Travis Decker sent you a request in Effeminate Screen Grabs.

Bill Plaschke is waiting for the perfect time to equate his work to the "brain cloud" in Joe Vs. The Volcano.

The Rockets have offered Omer Asik 3 years, $25.1 million, with $15 million in the third year. And most of the Chicago media believe the Bulls will match the offer to keep him.

"ESPN on ESPN:"

"ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GOT AN ALLTIME MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC IN THE REALM OF OWNAGE"

First thing Davis does after the call is put his glove on the ump. Then he bumps him as he screams (perhaps incidental there). Still, he touched the ump twice before being ejected.

Davis made contact with the ump. That might get him suspended.

So, before the deluge, here are your talking points:

This is really about 98% self-plagiarized from a piece done in Rocker's high school creative writing class about David Duke.

And questions can be about anything, not just sports. Gracias.

SHAMELESS PLUG DUAN!

I can't wait for Liam Neeson to play Chapman in the biopic.

Oh, well done.

You go full on troll by having that ATM dispense only $2 bills, DeShawn.

approaching suspect

It's cool. A.J. bequeathed me my freedom in his will. Now that he's dead, Deadspin no longer owns me.

Y'all wanna see a Cubs ballgirl get caught on camera giving to her phone number to a security guard to presumably give to a Braves player? [on.fb.me]

Thank you. At least somebody got it.

"Tiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side... yes it is." —Delonte Azazel West

And now Taran Noah Smith needs to be questioned instead of Kato Kaelin.