Upper middle class kids at a school that costs more than $9,000 a year to attend upsetting schools for poor kids? Mitt Romney is phoning Marist right now to speak at graduation.

"Or should everyone who plays i the NFL be like Randy Moss or Ryan Leaf if that helps your guilty white Liberal sensitivities ?"

Holmes has says he'll settle if Topps lets him pose as Billy Martin.

The repressed memories of being molested in a youth league tend to manifest themselves at inopportune times.

Thank you for this.

Goal!

I guarantee you this, if Willie McGinest, Tedy Bruschi, Larry Izzo, Richard Seymour or myself had been at that party, at least one of us would have forgotten where he put his car keys or why the voices are demanding we eat someone alive.

High C Punch Shake was also how Lindsey Buckingham found out he was epileptic.

The Knicks shot 18 of 43 from three-point range tonight and scored 89 points. Think about that, and then laugh at the Knicks because laughing at the Knicks is cathartic.

Solid work.

AJ WOULD'VE MADE THIS A PANTS PARTY, CRAGGS, YOU NON-AJ.

+1

So Benedictine apparently has a fantastic pharmacology program.

Tipping a delivery driver is compensation for your laziness. You shouldn't get it both ways—either pick it up yourself or pay extra to be cozy in your home and not exert the effort I am doing. And how exactly might a driver do "extraordinary service?" Should I sing on your porch? Should I fellate you? I am not a…

For your average one-pizza order I get $2 or 3 mostly. It's people like you that keep us from quitting and make the overall total at the end of the night bearable.

Pizza Delivery PSA DUAN

The pipes are a sombre metaphoric timeline of Downing's life beginning far away in bright light, turning toward uncertainty, and filled with daquiri vomit and registering as a sex offender.

Yep.

They pick a random hot chick every game to do it. They're usually nobody famous.

The kid, the puck going in as Greg was emoting, the fantastic metaphor for us all...