I happen to be a huge fan of the Toots and the Maytals song "Me Mountain Piss."

Great. Now China is going to cancel "Barney and Coworkers." Think of the children, lady.

So are Scocca & MacLeod Deadspin's Rizzoli & Isles?

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Not until candidate Cain touches your thigh, it isn't.

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I chose Blackhawks over this game, but what's this I hear of a Ranger fan version of Bartman?

This is why you don't marry ex-SNL cast members, Chuck.

+1 from an English teacher

Favre dong.

I'm offended by this picture as a Ginger, both for its caricature and notion that those women would be near one of us.

How did my Fighting Irish Stereotypes not make the Top 120?

I'm far more petrified by the unintentional pubes, actually.

The truth is, in typical Bears fashion, that they are still forming a committee to discuss the possibility of considering telling Taylor that there's a chance he may be released. Or not.

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Winner gets my security deposit from my apartment in Iowa City after I got kicked out of school twice in three semesters. And a Kum & Go lighter.

Nobody wants a backup mohel. Trust me on this one.

Personally, I dig the Prince Albert mark on the last one.

As a Cub fan, I'm happy they informed Hendry of the firing July 22nd but still let him oversee the trade deadline afterward—jettisoning almost none of the bad money on the team or attempting to get prospects—and the draft a few weeks prior. The Cubs somehow manage to divide suck by zero.