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Very short Debbie.

The Cubs decided to raise their record to 36-53 in style

Why was Albert Camus' body in rural Michigan in the first place?

They get semi serious toward the end, but when you see a fall like that and people still staring down and not laughing, you gotta realize there's trouble.

Wonder if the Oakland TV guys will apologize tomorrow for their giggles.

Emmitt Smith will be called to testicle as an expelled witness.

Still more fun to watch than anything his dad, Keanu, made.

Yeah, well I took Devin Hester on pizza deliveries with me last week in my upper middle class Chicago neighborhood and got him handcuffed seven times.

That chair was later returned to Bob Uecker's booth, and nobody was the wiser.

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Well done, Dr. Jones...

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Apparently my Blackhawks are taking a page from the Nintendo "Ice Hockey" book and planning on starting five defensemen, since they now have 46 on their roster.

Encino has a dog he calls "The Most Dangerous Mange."

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During his work with the lepers of Moloka'i, Fr. Damien was also too modest about his losses.

Congress has suggested multiple people no longer drink from the cup as now it no longer has health insurance.

It's not so much his skills in the video that have made him a star in China, but rather that he won't be having children.

No hookers anymore at the Copa? Joe Piscopo was right about this decaying world.