Sure, it's easy to credit Beech when he was possessed by Vigo the Carpathian.

... in the day half of a doubleheader...

If you're out of heavy whipping cream, Paula Dean actually recommends breast milk in her kerfuffle recipe.

Woody Paige will be called to the stand and paraphrase much of Kato Kaelin's testimony.

I'm probably one of the few on here that gets that joke, but nice work.

Damn, I was going to grab that one.

You should see when News 4's weekend weatherman discusses precipitation amounts not in terms of inches but instead vaginal crevices.

Blatterfein had asked Cahill why it's OK to have a Cluck-U Chicken in town, but not Buck Foston. Cahill said it was fine because ‘chickens cluck.'

Why isn't Hall and Oates in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame which happens to be in Cleveland?

"...evidently has a habit for sneak-attack leap-frogging his teammates."

I'm partial to the Miami Lunch Party sponsored by Nips myself.

+1 Wanted to do a Beasties reference, but you shut me down with the push of a button.

Let me guess: Peyton is the Good Cop, and Eli is a giant vagina.

Damn it!

I'm judging you based on whether or not your name rhymes with "Cock-a."

Shocked why? She's retarded.

Mummy! Donny made my lipstick grow!

This headline also applies to the meatloaf.

How shall we stop this Gonzalez who turns baseballs into abusive, punishing wicker baskets?

Is this reporter being played by Bob Odenkirk?