43rded. I have so many plans for it.

With Traylor and the 2nd place jockey from this year's Kentucky Derby dying today, I really have no idea who to guess for the trifecta here.

The Mavericks' version of the hat comfortably sleeps J.J. Barea on road trips.

"...considering what Miller and Shales got SNL people to spill in Live From New York..."

This would definitely help John Ameche hold out at least ten minutes longer.

That is all.

But my grandfather was Liberace, man.

"...gluing the teacher naked to a wall, cutting off her feet..."

"Isn’t It About Time MLB Takes Over The Mets?"

"I didn't touch her... don't even like black girls." —that one pedophile guard at Auschwitz

Show me this guy's birth certificate.

Somebody should replace "Coaching" in the headline with a phallic or sexual reference to make said headline quite the homoerotic joke.

Dustin Hoffman passed on "Fred Hiatt's Bullshit Emporium," and it was quietly scooped up by Steve Guttenberg before producers backed out.

Those two lesbians look perfectly okay to me.

I didn't know a haircut could be on ecstasy.

Well, Hudler is an advocate of a healthy diet and no smoking and chicks taking a dump in his mouth.

I refuse to watch this video a sixth time unless Sarah can prove to me that she's a woman.

"A Phoenix New Times story... fails to answer one very important question..."

01:19—sudden realization that Deadspinners will connect this to his ex-wife's interracial affair with his teammate/lovechild.