I think you’re conflating millennials with “white people”, since there happens to be white people in the ads. Give me example of white people ads. Please.

The problem with your narrative is you are playing holier than thou because you think that you don’t make any assumptions about a person/ demographic of people. Anything about demographics will always be an opinion piece because demographics themselves are shorthands to determine how a given population will behave…

Hahaha, wow... you say in one comment to me “all you’re interested in is straw man arguments.” Then you go on to say “the sad part is you are too incapable to find them or observe them for yourself.” Do you know how somebody else who has no evidence behaves? Exactly like you.

“They use stupid white person slang all the time and I don’t see anyone giving a flying fuck enough to put words down on paper.”

Your literal first sentence:

First of all, calm down, dude. Targeted marketing is almost always cringe, and this is no exception. And your post reads like a white person telling black people how to react. If that is not your intention, I suggest you proofread your posts.

It seems like the same people who police whether or not a word is acceptable to use, especially when it bears no relation to their life, were the people offended by that shirt Bomari Jones wore on Mike and Mike (which he wore to prove this point, and oh man, was it good).

This picture of the Cappuccino is driving me irrationally crazy...

The waterfalls in that picture: is the Cappuccino sitting on a stage with a sheet under it, causing a rippling effect that gives the illusion of a waterfall (and rocks and whitewash for additional effect)? I guess it has to be, given that I would think t…

Does it still have the roll down rear window? It doesn’t look like it based on the rear window design 😕

The outgoing Toyota Tundra has been around since 1066 AD...

I know you’re trying to make a point, but I can’t get past the truth you speak:

My vote goes to Bruce Almighty’s 280z. The 280z is still a great car to this day, but it seemed Bruce saw it more as a hooptie. It parallels the overall storyline, in that Bruce takes for granted what he has, and sees what he does have with pessimism.

I dunno, the article was great, but the title is missing... something.

But you had already disqualified the Yugo with the "good running condition" qualifier.

Oh, it’s easily “flip a bitch.”

Wow Jalopnik! No welcome article for this talented new writer? I for one am looking forward to more of your contributions, welcome! 

Alright, let's pack it up. This comment wins for the day.

Impressive observation!

Google knows.

I fell asleep when I tried looking at the vehicle in question to check your work, so I'm just going to say you passed.