If Torch gave us a closed book pop quiz after his “Meh Car” articles, we’d all be hosed. Especially if he was feeling extra mean that day and asked really hard questions like “What was the name of the car?” or “Descibe what it looks like.”

Beeeeautiful *chef's kiss*

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Mind sharing some examples? Jason’s logic is by no means infallible, but I’ve had no trouble linking Jason’s argument that while Autopilot / FSD are an incredible advancement in cruise control, the name is laughably misleading, as evidenced by, well, guys like this literally defending a person in the back seat of his…

Came here to post exactly this. The Passport and Pilot are, for all intents and purposes, practically indistinguishable unless you are actively attempting to determine which car you’re looking at (I saw that not even knowing the “black edition” was a thing, which further adds to the confusion).

Freaking G70 Wagon (not shooting brake), making faces with its HVAC system at all of us fawning over it overseas. 

I will continue to defend the SSR. I personally think that a sports car with a useable (in the context of a sports car) truck bed sounds phenomenal. I also love how something that crazy looking made it into production.

So wait, he goes on and on about how much safer self-driving Teslas are. He then prods Torch by asking if he's ever taught a teenager to drive, and coax the point that teenagers get better with practice, so...

Underrated comment.

This is a car website. So if you’re going to comment about fatigue, you can beat it!

Alternate theory: the website is working just fine. However, the reason Torch fetishizes over weird automotive quirks is that his brain automatically converts them sexual acts, and his condition is getting worse.

While autopilot is TECHNICALLY correct, we're living in a world where McDonald’s must include a “WARNING: HOT” label on coffee that the customer must specify that they want "hot". And while that is a superfluous example or ass covering, Tesla is going the entirely opposite direction in predicting their customers'…

He did say “...not because of the callow and obvious reason that they get people clicking on stories...”. Your mileage may vary, but I think that’s really all that needs to be said to acknowledge a for profit automotive journal that derives profits from clicks needs to say.

I started getting into cars in the late 90s/early 2000s, and the 7th Gen Celica blew my f*ing mind. I thought it looked insanely cool, and tried so hard to convince my parents to get me one as my first car. Instead, I ended up with a Lancer, which was a solid little car.

In that case, that was a thoroughly underappreciated comment.

I thought your comment “Great Wall is the most visible Chinese brand in the world" was a play on the Great Wall being visible from space, but your comment ended up being insightful so here's your star.

I'm not sure if this is an honest reference to the driver's seat, but I'm going to read this as a dick joke and say "hehe, nice..." to myself.

When I got my Mazda3 back in 2015, I thought the HUD was going to be a gimmicky party trick, but I absolutely love it. No need to look down, I have all the information I need right in  front of me. My Camaro has it as well and can be customized to include the RPMs, which is useful for spirited driving. And both…

Or you can, get this, NOT drive like a douche whether or not a crowd forms. This is 100% on the driver whether there was a huge crowd or nobody around for miles. Just because the crowd makes YOU want to drive fast as opposed to there being no crowd at all doesn’t make it the crowd’s fault.