What?! You're not going to read an article where the footnotes he had mentioned include FoxNews, a PR release and Wiki Answers?

I have been saving my money for something like this! Buy It Now for only $649,950?

I'm also a fan of the front end, which I'm told was the result of a lot of trial and error by Chrysler designers.

Toning down this INSANE concept. It's kind of a thrill.

Top Speed: Gentlemanly

We can have a place for all things automotive! It's called Jalopnik. The trick is to not click on anything not automotive related, if that's your thing.

Please fuck off with this bullshit.

"...and now I'm double thinking of going on here."

Who decides the reliability on a Subari? Because both companies have very different takes on that matter.

Including GM.

Congratulations! The whole write up was excellent, but as soon as I read "Drives like a shopping cart with a mattress on top of it", I was sold.

If he also has insomnia, he might be able to cure both in one swipe.

Kinja'd. The image was of a VW Beetle:

For me, it was that these were produced until 2003 in Mexico (which would probably make it the only car to have a retro version while it was still being made):

Holy shit!

"It's not a real Jeep!"
"It shames the Cherokee name!"
"Look at how ugly it is!"
"It looks like the sun is in its eyes!"

Aston Martin... pre owed?

If you ain't first, you're last is right.

You win with that observation.

This is their shuttle car, not an actual car for sale. A lot of dealerships blatantly rebadge minivans so they can transport multiple customers, yet still advertise their brand. This is an extreme example, but I have seen a Chevy Uplander in my area with Cadillac badges, and GMC Savanna's with with an Escalade kit…