Hopefully this is how the slow march towards gun ownership being widely seen as something to be mocked or ashamed of starts.

It’s not fair to blame you, but it isn’t unfair to point out that splinter takes turns on shitting on every single person for not being everything at once. What ever position they take there is a russian troll farm like article attacking them for not being what one person wants them, and the next day, another person…

Are we allowed to praise Warren on Splinter now? I thought the official editorial stance is that her dna test kerfuffle was unforgivable and therefore Bernie was the only chosen one... 

Yes, this. My brothers would have done something like this as a surprise if they hadn’t had the fear of Mom in them. And I would probably have laughed it off like I laughed off the way they set the getaway car on fire (sort of). At one of their weddings, in a monumental act of self-sacrifice and discipline I stopped…

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

Disagree. People will actually mean it when they say, “Yes, I’d love to see your wedding photos.”

Okay, that’s super funny.

She maintains that she has no memory of the sexual assault (unlike Turner, whose story changed many times, neither Miller nor the witnesses changed their stories) - that doesn’t mean that she has no memory of the aftermath. What’s wrong with telling her story?

Can we start calling him convicted felon Brock Turner as opposed to Stanford swimmer?

Why are you lying?

Shut up, Brock.

He gayed away the pray! Good for him!

“Stanford swimmer” is a really strange way to spell “rapist.” Because that’s who you’re talking about, right? Rapist Brock Turner, the rapist, convicted of rape?

Came down here to say this if no one else had. This has been longstanding tradition. We can thank Trump for being so brazen and untrustworthy that people are watching this kind of shit, but it’s not new.

Funny, because the average congregant at an “evangelical” church probably can’t even comprehend the KJV.

This is what “religious freedom” laws allow. It’s a slippery slope and will always be used to justify racism and other bigotries. This is why the right wing is a curse upon humanity, and why christianity is used to provide a platform for fascism.

The whole thing is ridiculous.

Yeah, I know all that.

For real. Was there no Rambo sharpshooter who can shoot the eyelashes off a hummingbird available on this particular day?