Let me break your heart just a little.

I was working as a service writer at a Nissan dealer in the late 80's. Our dealer was able to buy 2 Pulsars with the SportBak tailgate, used as corporate cars, from the regional office. Our service and parts departments were then tasked to replace those “unwanted” SportBak…

I remember this cat going full on satanic psycho on TV.

Never won’t star for Pinky.

A pissed off enough house cat can send you to the ER for stitches and puncture wounds. A 40lb house cat can send you to the ER for even more stitches and even bigger puncture wounds. Given the choice, would rather not.

Just like they might build a flying car.

Dirigibles and zeppelins have control cars and observation cars attached to them. I’m okay with calling the Airspeeder a “car” in the sense that it’s a personal transportation device theoretically capable of performing the same function as a ground car, but in the air.

Rail cars have 8 wheels and no driver.

Man... I *still* want a Corrado.  

They are both forgotten and quite good, IMHO. Especially the VR6 Corrado and 16V Scirocco.

i saw one the other day while driving to a job site, and my coworker/passenger couldn’t understand why i got all excited to see on on the road.

I love both of these cars. My best friend in HS had a modded 16V Scirocco and it was a brilliant car for the time/money. Would definitely have one in my collection. Almost bought a Corrado numerous times. The VR6 is fantastic.

“…Ferris, he never drives it, he just rubs it with a diaper…”

They need to have a High Horsepower LS Option, continue with that GM Connection

It’s for having car sex.

Came for the explanation, starred for the Snow Crash reference.

If you want more five-dollar technical words for this phenomenon: flow detachment causes a rear vacuum, and the effect is massive for a brick-shaped truck at highway speeds. The activity in the picture below is also happening, mirrored upside-down, off the underbody of the truck, creating a nice scoop-type air current…

Pinkerton has always been their best.

aaah “touch” parking

Holy shit. That’s... something else. 

For when you want to practice social distancing everywhere you go, and everyone around you is encouraged to do the same.