Just think because of Alonso’s presence how many people just witnessed Indianapolis 500 history.

I want to scream into a cushion. Argh, Honda you incompetent bastards.

Fuck you Honda.

One day you win the Indianapolis 500, the next you’re in the hospital for botulism from the nacho cheese.

Why is nacho cheese not a choice?

And his total distances:

2nd Place tie

123 replies and not a Samurai in sight.

Now the girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he’d drive down their street in his El Dorado
Why he was only 5'3"
Girls could not resist his stare

Disclaimer: I live in Ohio so I don’t know what a beach car is other than what I saw on TV when I was a kid in the 70's.

Cool, BMW built a Mercedes AMG E63 S.

I don’t see a problem with making a hybrid version. If people want it, sell it to them; that’s Porsche’s whole business model. Maybe they decided no one would want it? Personally, I would look at a hybrid 911 as a baby 918, not just some hopped-up Prius. I’d love a 4WD 911 with silent running, torque-fill, and amazing…

I see no Toccata Court or Fugue Place.

Last night, I ended up watching a 1999 Le Mans preview on Youtube. As you do. In it they had the Mercedes CLR, the troubled younger brother of the CLK GTR. As it goes by the screen the first time in a qualifying report the commentator notes “The Mercedes makes a wonderful sort of American V8 type noise, not the type…

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

Keep Chip Foose out of it. The world needs less two-tone cars with orange pinstripes.

If only the windshield washer sprayed golden showers

Am I doing this right? Newport Convertible Range Rover.

dodge demon: pointless power, teeny tiny front wheels, hood scoop big enough to give WRX fans a fit of jealousy an otherwise decent looking car now is just a pointless exhibition in “cause we can”